Absolutly Nothing Better to Do

A 2D turn based stratgey simulator to be played in conjuction with SWFA

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Postby caffine_junkie » Sat Dec 27, 2003 2:54 pm

Chariot stood proudly on the bridge of his las SSD "the fuzzy pink turky popper" gazing into the stary spacy voidy thing.

Peon #1: Sir we have a report in from commander caffine, seems that he is on his way back to the ship.

Chariot: Oh thats just great, he will ruin my plans. I have it all worked out and he is gonna mess it all up by bombing the wrong planet or somthing like that. I should have launched him out of a torpedo tube when i had the chance.

Peon #2: Sir i think that commander caffine is just missunderstood.

Chariot: Sure if by missunderstood u mean "his insane ramblings are unintelligable as he attacks u with a spork" then yeh sure.

Peon #2: Hmmmm Maybe that is what i mean....

Peon #1: Come on sir u had your good times, remember campain 2?

"enter flashback scene"

Chariot: Caff how goes the war effort?

Caffine: Pretty good, kinda blew up a planet on accident.

Chariot: Oh well it happens. How goes talks with NR?

Caffine: I have helped them to the conclusion that an all out war with the GE is needed for peace.

Chariot: And what of our standing in the conflict?

Caffine: Of course i said that we would aid them in the struggle.

Chariot: Ok, and what about GE?

Caffine: Gave them the same line.

Chariot: Exelent......

"cut away to scene of galaxy exploding"
"end flashback"

Chariot: Hmmmmmm, those were good times.

Peon #2: Yes back in those days i was a proud admiral in charge of the 3rd largest fleet in the military.

Chariot: Shouldnt you be cleaning something?

Peon #2: Yes sir, Sorry sir.

The End...... To be continued? Do you care? Do i care? Does anyone read these anymore? Are my posts just ignored now? Why the hell am i still typing? And why so many questions?

ALL THESE ANSWERS AND MORE ON THE NEXT REDUNDENT EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z!
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Postby Pos_21 » Mon Dec 29, 2003 5:39 am

Well, we are bored, arn't we...

As Caffine's transport finishes jumping into the system, 3 Super Dimention Fortresses fold in on top of his position

'ave at it.
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Postby Lama Su » Mon Dec 29, 2003 5:09 pm

* 345 th fleet of rognarok devices , come out of hyperspace to watch and maybe paticipate to the new conflict

*and so it goes ....
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Postby caffine_junkie » Thu Jan 08, 2004 8:55 am

You will soon learn to fear my mighty fleet u fools.

*points angryly at 1 dred and 2 x-wings

Do not underestimate my powas!

*soon notices that his fleet is not there just his ship and the 2 broke down fighters*

Hmmmmmm.......
Well in that case..............
RUN AWAY!!!!!!

*sets pos on fire and runs screaming into the sunset*
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Postby Lama Su » Thu Jan 08, 2004 11:55 am

* Admiral Lama Su watch ennemies going away :confused:

* Does this mean thread is closed Admiral ??
* I don't know captain , i don't know .... stay on alert , with 1 X-Wing A fool called skywalker has destroyed an whole Death Star so ... stay on alert ...
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