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Post by TheOneNamedViper » Thu Nov 03, 2005 2:07 pm

Sadly for you, the location of my lair is neither intergalactic or universal. It's interdimentional, so that remote wouldn't have a chance of finding anything other than the entrance to the lair, an entrance I can move with a moments notice to anywhere else in any reality.

*seals entrance with an II-field and moves it to the center of the nearby star*

The only way you could get through that entrance is if your very existance is infinitely improbable. Of course on that level of improbability you're just as likely to randomly turn into a tomato, fall through a plot-hole and land on a moose.

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Post by Jadom Dalaun » Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:31 pm

Thanks for the rewind, Kaz.
All Beach heads, activate ground-beta defensive fields.
*Each of the beach heads activates a powerful defensive field and a large hum is heard a mile away from each. Troops and equipment continue to pour thru.*
If the no-screen are in effective, then i will use my wonderous defensive fields.
*All troops are then equiped with portable defensive field generators*
Now the ground battle is in my favor.
"Chief Tech of Zantariu: Sir, i have been analyzing those unusual signitures that fried the field generators and i think i can prevent them from going again, but with a couple of modifications.
Go ahead, we are going to need all the help we can get. And get the fleet to make the modifications as well.
*Zabtariu's fields go down for a moment and then come back up with no apperant change. Other ships follow suit.*
"Captain of Zantariu: Sir all ships report green. Ground troops report green as well.
Excellent no lets go find Tonv.
Worlds clash, history forgotten, all is chaos

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Post by Kazacun » Sun Nov 06, 2005 10:15 pm

Well yes unfortunatly for you the improvablility of it would short out your brain, it very well may be a tomatoe but your the moose.
*Drunk Vader walk to window But stops short*
Drunk Vader: Weres my beer?!
*private hands beer to drunk vader.Drunk Vader completes tip to window.*
Drunk Vader: All ground forces return to your ships.
In Case Of Emergency Scream And Grab A ShotGun

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Post by Jadom Dalaun » Sun Nov 06, 2005 10:19 pm

*Zantariuan troops remain behind their safety barriers and duck and cover*
*ships in orbit maneuver into a MUCH HIGHER orbit and form massive no-cubes*
Worlds clash, history forgotten, all is chaos

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Post by Kazacun » Sun Nov 06, 2005 10:21 pm

Drunk Vader:Burp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Post by Sigma957 » Mon Nov 07, 2005 8:53 am

*Pulls up to the intergalactic McDonalds*
*Orders 4 billion burgers and 2 shakes*

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Post by TheOneNamedViper » Mon Nov 07, 2005 1:03 pm

Man, this is turning into world war 1. Everyone's dug in with no way to attack the others without significant losses. Those no-screens are boring.

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Post by Jadom Dalaun » Mon Nov 07, 2005 4:22 pm

*the Zantariuan army has finally reached critical mass and all troops begin to deploy and converge on tonv's lair. The fleet in orbit descends to a decent location for orbital bombardment.*
All ships, open fire. Captain, send someone to the intergalactic McDonalds and buy something for everyone in this war, even tonv(no hard feelings), i'm buying.
*the fleet reaches low orbit and drops their no-screens to commence bombardment.*
PS: no-screens have a incoming-mass/energy sensor and ship no-screens only activate on incoming(unless it is manually activated)
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Post by TheOneNamedViper » Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:00 am

*isn't particularly worried due to the lair being interdimentionally hidden, meaning that only the entrance is linking it to this universe*

Well, as improbably as it is that anything could get through that II-field, I suppose it doesn't hurt to be prepared.

*pushes button*

*suddently the entrance disappears from this universe, only to apparently reappear in 2.1 million places at once, each place covered by an II-field*

Good luck figuring that one out. :p

Now to go develop an upgrade for my lever to get around those no-fields without going through them...

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Post by Jadom Dalaun » Tue Nov 08, 2005 8:14 pm

*troops begin searching every entrance they come across.*
"Troop Captain: Nothing here sir.
All ships, cease bombardment. Keep Looking, captain. it has to be there somewhere. Has anyone heard from Kaz? We lost sight of him a couple of days ago.
"Captain of Zantariu: Sir, we can not locate his flagship.
*The fleet cubes disperse and blanket the planet at medium orbit, successfully establishing a massive blockade.*
Worlds clash, history forgotten, all is chaos

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