You can register a new account and post here and I will try to reunite you with your old account provided you are who you say you are (or provide a suitably large bribe).
You can email email@example.com and basically do the same thing.
You can try to guess your old password.
You can dance naked around a lonely fire in the wildnerness before throwing sacred stones to the ground which will land in such a pattern as to point you towards the answer.
You could eat a nice big pie, this will not help but will mean that you have eaten a nice big pie which will be comforting.
You could draw a picture and send it in to a childrens TV show and see if they'll hold it up on screen on your birthday - I have no idea what that has to do with anything but it doesn't mean you can't give it a try.
No spam anything else goes!
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